When I got my hair cut off

Today I woke up and went to the bathroom. But then my brother Kenny was in there.While he was in there I took advantage of that and went to my room and watched some television. When he got out I want in and brushed my teeth. Then I went to mom and told her that I am going to Buphead house. When i got there me an him was thinking about other ways to bully people and we got some ideas and then i seen a iron curler and I told Buphead what about a new look on me. He said what you thinking about now Byron. I said I'm thinking about getting a conk. A conk whats a conk? A conk is when u straiten your hair. So then I told him to plug in that iron curler and straiten my hair. When he did it I thought it looked so cool. Then I walked home and that's when I started to wonder what is mom going to say. I waked into that house and didn't say not one word. and went into the kitchen. As soon as I stepped a foot in that kitchen I was already looked at. Momma caught me with my hat on in the house in my head I said thank god I had a hat on. Then we started to talk and then she finally came to the question what is under that hat? and I didn't tell her and then I just broke and took off my hat. I regret that and she didn't hit me that was the surprise. I thought that she was going to do something crazy like the day she tried to burn me. But she didn't she just looked disappointed and then she had a talk with me about the disgrace that I put on the whole race of mine. Then dad got home that is who I am scared of but I stood there and took it like a man. He talked to me out in the living room and then brought me to the bathroom. When we got there he had an even longer talk with em and then took out the clippers and cut my hair one by one. When we got out the bathroom I went downstairs and everyone was laughing at me for some reason and then I looked in the mirror and i was disgraced. Abd that is the end my story of when I got my hair cut off.